Hi, I’m a Mac

I’m a Mac but I’m too busy to listen to the likes of you.

Talk to the spinning wheel, because the keyboard and mouse aren’t listening.

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Please hold. Your typing is important to me.

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(It’s probably the showiness of this damned thing that makes it so annoying. A box saying “Wait” would be no more rude, and less ostentatious).